Parody of SWAG, Acronym for (S)ecretly (W)e (A)re (S)was: SWAS. Results in an infinite looping acronym, causing fissures in reality.
Bill: Hey dude did you know Swag stands for secretly we are gay?
Bob: Yeah man thats the oldest trick in the book, but have you heard of
S.W.A.S?
Bill: No?? What does it stand for?
Bob: Secretly we are
S.W.A.S.
Bill: That makes no sense...What does
S.W.A.S mean??
*Reality Collapses*