scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scropes

A rare penis rash developed from excessive butt sex.

Bobby: "Wow, Dan. What's up with your dick?

Dan: "I don't know, Bobby, muh buttsecs brutha! I think it might be scropes."

Bobby: "Oh, wow, Dan. I'm sorry. I just can't help myself."

Dan: "It's ok, baby. I'll put up with anything for you! Just put your ass on my dick!" ;)

Bobby: -Sits on Dan's dick.-
"Oh, Dan! Dan! Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Dan: "Oh, Bobby! It's so good!"

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Yuppppp.
:D

by ButtSexBrutha69 September 19, 2009

SCROTUS

Supreme Court Republicans of the United States.

I sure hope Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t become the latest SCROTUS. That’s be some serious drunk justice

by Midlife-Crisis Hulk October 3, 2018

SCROTUS

So Called Ruler Of The United States.

Donald Drumph is the SCROTUS.

by Kfarny February 12, 2017

scronus

The area between an individual's penis shaft and scrotum. Often itches and is relieved through very accurate scratching.

Dude: Dude, I scratched my scronus for like 2 hours this morning
Other Dude: Dude! Mine itched for so long the other day! It felt awesome scratching it!

by your grannys cat August 20, 2010

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.

Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.

by Bones June 25, 2004

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010