Scoop Ass

When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.

Man that fat chick has got some bad scoop ass.

by tentcondom December 27, 2007

Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.

Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.

by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016

Atl Ass Scoop

When you travel to the Eastside of Atlanta to scoop (pick up) your thick, little shorty after your late night shift. Generally, she'll pack an overnight bag containing little tokens of her appreciation, such as Trader Joe's tea, cookies, sack, ect.

"Hey, what are you doing after work, bruh?"
"Aw just gonna hit an Atl ass scoop in Decatur"
"Truu, I miss those days...so romantic and shit."

by Desirager February 8, 2014

scoop dat ass

When a male and female are embracing and the male picks up the female slightly by the ass.

Chad said about longtime girlfriend Kendra. "I scoop dat ass on the daily!"

by Sazah fish butt February 10, 2015

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

scoot ass

the sexiest ass ever

Woah that scoot ass is sexy

by someone July 7, 2003

Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010