13 definitions by Bastard

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by Bastard May 23, 2003

bore

to penetrate analy

Cindy got "bored" by MI_SS_IL

by Bastard July 11, 2003

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

omfg

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god

"omfg" Mikal got his ass handed to him"

by Bastard April 2, 2003

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

jeeta

Slow car.

My jeeta is slow.

by Bastard February 19, 2003

du bag

short for douche bag

you fuckin du bag wut the fuck is your fuckin problem. you know wut go fuck yourself. yeah, well you can go suck on a used du bag mother fucker. fuck you, ill fuck ur life up FUCK YOU

by Bastard February 24, 2005