Bastard's definitions

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

permafrost

The state in which ground is "permanently" frozen.
The condition in TryMe's pants.

Tryme is suffering from "permafrost".

by Bastard August 21, 2003

bore

to penetrate analy

Cindy got "bored" by MI_SS_IL

by Bastard July 11, 2003

cocksmile

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.

That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.

by bastard November 27, 2002

tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.

Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.

by bastard May 23, 2003

downy

Someone who looks and/or acts as if they had down syndrome.

That downy korean was teh funniest thing ive ever seen.

by bastard November 27, 2002

omfg

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god

"omfg" Mikal got his ass handed to him"

by Bastard April 1, 2003