The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.
Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
by CringeMaster5000 December 04, 2015