sponned

Another word for the word "spawned" except this word is for people who can't spell.

Hannah: "OMG where did you come from its like you just sponned out of no where?!"

Jake: "You mean spawned..?"

Hannah: "No silly! Its sponned and will allways be sponned for me"

Jake: "Yeah especially for you because your dumb."

by nightgoose819 July 6, 2022

SPONNED

adjective
1. So exhausted you’ve gone past tired and entered a new dimension of collapse.
The kind of tired where your soul clocks out before your body does.
2. Emotionally or mentally obliterated by life, work, people, or the universe in general.
A spiritual version of being run over by a shopping trolley.
3. British slang (rare): A state of complete knackeration.
Originates from a 1950s radio comedy, because of course it does.

• “Bro, after that shift I’m fully sponned.”
• “Two hours of sleep and a 9am meeting? I’m sponned beyond repair.”
• “Gym? I can’t even stand. I’m sponned to atoms.”

by yotboy January 4, 2026

sonned

1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father

1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."

by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008

sonned

1) The action of being capable of calling someone else "son", in a derogatory sense.

Wow, you just got sonned.

by Brad C December 30, 2005

Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004