Scomopoly 

A political system in which a leader appoints himself to positions of authority, in particular in secret.

Named after former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, upon discovering that he had secretly appointed himself to be Minister for five different departments - without advising the departments or the Minsters occuping those positions at the time.

Has Scott appointed himself to be in charge of everything ? Is he setting up a scomopoly ?

Scomopoly by Glottalpoly August 17, 2022

stonopoly 

In the game Monopoly: to stop a monopoly by purchasing a property in a section that another player is one property away from monopolizing.

I'm going to stonopoly your monopoly by buying Atlantic Avenue!

stonopoly by Z-Dog-Pharizle October 17, 2008

Stonopoly 

In the game of Monopoly: The act of purchasing a territory for the sole purpose of preventing another player from acquiring a monopoly.

Since you own North Carolina and Pennsylvania Avenue, I am going to buy Pacific Avenue to stonopoly you.

Stonopoly by Z-Dog Gryder October 24, 2008

Scamopoly

A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.

CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.

DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.

Scamopoly by TheDieLan June 26, 2018

Samopoly

An adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property.

He was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.

Samopoly by Bensilvia June 30, 2017

scoopoling

To kick one in the testicles so hard that they protrude out the eye sockets. Then slingshot back through the anus and leave the body forever.

Guy: I love scoopoling people

scoopoling by Dr.pepper June 1, 2023

Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

Scoopologist by Byron Masters May 18, 2011