Scamopoly

A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.

CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.

DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.

Scamopoly by TheDieLan June 26, 2018

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Making up rules in monopoly in a way that only benefits yourself.

Jerome- I know I just landed on your property and have to pay about $5000 in rent. So Instead of going bankrupt, I'll just go ahead and take a $10,000 loan from the bank.

Shante- What the hell is this? Scamopoly?

scamopoly by DontFallForTheOkieDoke February 23, 2015

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scamopoly • Samopoly • Scomopoly • Kevin Scampoli

Samopoly

An adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property.

He was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.

Samopoly by Bensilvia June 30, 2017

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Kevin Scampoli

that bald asshole who does a pro wrestling podcast called "The Whole Fucking Show" and looks like Baron Corbin's long lost brother

Kevin Scampoli is god

Kevin Scampoli by SAVEUS.Y2J June 4, 2020

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Scomopoly

A political system in which a leader appoints himself to positions of authority, in particular in secret.

Named after former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, upon discovering that he had secretly appointed himself to be Minister for five different departments - without advising the departments or the Minsters occuping those positions at the time.

Has Scott appointed himself to be in charge of everything ? Is he setting up a scomopoly ?

Scomopoly by Glottalpoly August 17, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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