Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

by Byron Masters May 18, 2011

spoonologist

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon

Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"

by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

scrotologist

Someone who studies the physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic characteristics of the male scrotum.

While examining my inguinal canal prior to hernia repair surgery the nurse examined and manipulated my ball sack so closely and delicately that she must have been a scrotologist.

by Nickelman goes turgid. January 3, 2012

scapologist

Follower of scapology

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.

by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

schoologist

People who study schoology. They also speak facts all day everyday, especially on the bus.

Ava was sitting next to me on the bus speaking facts. She is def a schoologist.

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Scotologist

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

by Sampson January 24, 2003