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spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

scrotologist 

Someone who studies the physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic characteristics of the male scrotum.
While examining my inguinal canal prior to hernia repair surgery the nurse examined and manipulated my ball sack so closely and delicately that she must have been a scrotologist.

scapologist 

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.
scapologist by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

schoologist 

People who study schoology. They also speak facts all day everyday, especially on the bus.
Ava was sitting next to me on the bus speaking facts. She is def a schoologist.
schoologist by anonymous February 17, 2022

Scotologist 

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.
When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.
Scotologist by Sampson January 24, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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