Scoise 

Dirty ass piss poor excuse for a person.

That scoise piece of shit ate my bagel again, I hope that pushed his cholesterol over the edge and he has a massive coronary embolism.

Scoise by M@@ October 29, 2011

Sconse 

Adjective describing someone who is both effortlessly cool and stylish. Not to be mistaken for hip.

Examples in popular culture include Ryan Gosling, Zhang Ziyi, Benicio Del Toro and Roisin Murphy.

...at NY fashion week: "That couple in the front row are just so sconse"

...leafing through an old copy of Rolling stone: "Depeche Mode must be the most sconse band of all time. Their suits are so sharp you could shave with them."

Sconse by polohogoromojo September 2, 2014

Scorsese Bomb 

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me

"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"

Scorsese Bomb by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

scouser's passport by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Randy Scouse Git 

A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

Randy Scouse Git by Christine May 3, 2006

scouse 

Scouse, or scouser.
Term for people originating in Liverpool (UK) or their accent/dialect. Used as a positive, neutral or derogaratory word depending on the speakers prejudices about said city.
It is part of a genre of slang terms which refer to people by stereotypes of their dietary habits. (Such as pom, limey or ros bif for the British.
The meal scouse was common in working class Liverpool in the past, and is a thick stew of lamb and vegetables, slow cooked in a pan to make cheap cuts of meat more palatable. For the very poor you could make do with 'blind scouse' which is a lamb stew with the lamb left out.
The older origin of the word is probably from the old Norse word 'skaus' again for a type of stew.

Did you hear about the scouse version of the film 'silence of the lambs?' It was called 'shut up ewes.'

scouse by lewis January 9, 2005

Scousey 

A Scottish word meaning cheap or not generous

Suarez: "Can I borrow a pound for a drink?"
Gerrard: "No!"
Suarez: "Oh come on, don't be scousey"

Scousey by ChooChooChooseMe November 11, 2012