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Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.
Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.
scoffer by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
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Someone who does not believe the still as of yet unproven arrogant theistic claim that "God exists" despite the total lack of empirical evidence for any God(s) what so ever, and despite having thousands of years head start to find any.
Arrogant theist:God loves you!

Skeptical atheist: Prove it.

Arrogant theist: (walking away) That Hellbound atheist is such a scoffer just because I can't actually prove God exists.
Scoffer by tekphreak March 12, 2013
A large interbred specimen, usually humanoid that feasts on sympathy. They will go out of their way to make others miserable and attach themselves to a leader for protection.
James - "I'm really upset, woe is me"

Mark - "you're such a scoffer"
Scoffer by Cleetus Mctickledicks January 12, 2021

Scoffer's World 

Scoffer's World: Clever wordplay on the mall "Shopper's World" because of many shoplifters who steal from there.

"Scoffer's World is at Victoria Park and Danforth in Toronto Ontario.
Yo' can you go steal me something from Scoffer's World?
Scoffer's World by LawrenceEast January 21, 2012

knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs
Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock
Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer
knob scoffer by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English
Scone scoffer by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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