The word was originally invented at NCSU but was spread. A Slown is a slut clown hybrid. She is usually not interesting, amusing or fun to hang out with but puts out. She is a clown because she often pretends to be more drunk than she really is to get attention...SLOWN!!
" yo check out that slown dancing on the bar, that slown is definitely trying too hard , "
A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.
I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ