Scklexing 

When you are defecating on a "Skibidi Toilet" when then the head is forced into your anus, pushing and exploding the feces all through your intestines. Then, the flexible head will make it's way through your intestinal tract, cleaning and consuming the feces inside.

Person 1: "Hey Luis, wanna go scklexing with me on the skibidi toilet?"

Luis: "Sure, I can't wait to get shit spread throughout my intestines."

Scklexing by Fortnite19vbuckhilterlover November 23, 2024

Skexing 

Its like Sexting, but with Skype, and theres boobs, and people can watch each other. Its quite possibly the most epic way of having sex, without having sex.

-what the eff is Sexting?

- the lamer version of Skexing

Skexing by Zinglemon April 22, 2010

Honey Suckleing 

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.

Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.

Honey Suckleing by Brawny Man April 24, 2013

suplexing 

Pounding or smashing the hell out of your girl's insides where she can't take it no more.

I was wrestling with lindsay in the bed last night, so I started suplexing her and got her down for the pin count.

suplexing by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 20, 2017

Skexing 

Performing sexual acts with another person through a live video interface.

Basically it's like phone sex through video chat.
Usually skype.

Boy: Hey wanna skex tonight after school?
Girl: Idk... I've never skexed before.
Boy: Don't worry about it, skexing is fun. And I won't tell all of my friends about it...
Girl: Ok

Skexing by rkt5 September 15, 2010

Slexing

Sleeping together and having sex. Not to confuse the term sleeping together but not having sex with sleeping together AND being in a sexual relationship.

Her and her boyfriend are slexing together.

Slexing by T.Bo February 8, 2003

Jellyfish Schleking 

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

Jellyfish Schleking by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018