Scissorhands
Scissorhands by Krasnyy123 February 27, 2026
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N-Word Scissorhands
N-Word Scissorhands by Voideryn January 19, 2021
edward scissorhands
A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.
edward scissorhands by aisarete July 12, 2007
Speedbag Scissorhands
The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
Speedbag Scissorhands by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
edward scissorhands
A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
edward scissorhands by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
edward scissorhands
edward scissorhands by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
edward scissorhands
A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
edward scissorhands by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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