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ScissorFist 

A Maryland-based metal band consisting of Matt Fischer, who is also a doppleganger for Farmer Fran in “The Waterboy”, Kevin Sturgeon (guitars), Robert Shore (an actual Potato), and Kris Celey (drums). They are known for their sheer brutality and their vocalist’s uncanny ability to be heard from a mile away.
Hey man, aren’t you the singer for ScissorFist?

Matt: BREEEEEEEEE
ScissorFist by El Parko May 1, 2022
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scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

scissor fist

Code for masturbating when getting caught by friends. Usually a last resort.
Mark walked in on me beatin' it and I couldn't think of anything so I just yelled out "SCISSOR FIST!".
scissor fist by J Ross September 8, 2007

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"Your a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009

scissor fist

The act of secret masturbation. Never done for voyeurism or sport. Usually done in the comfort of your dorm room on your friends desk when you think they are in class.
When you walk in on your roommate and he is crouched over, he is definitely scissor fisting!!

scissorfight 

A scissorfight is when two lesbians arrange themselves in such away as to make contact with their vaginas and then proceed to stimulate each other by grinding their pelvises together.
This porn video I saw yesterday had the hottest scissorfight ever! Them bitches was crazy!
scissorfight by Antagony December 20, 2003

scissorfighters 

The two scissorfighters were having a lovers spat.
scissorfighters by motoed1 December 2, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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