Scissorpit
Scissorpit by Saremare May 15, 2017
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scissorlift gook
a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
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prison scissoring
prison scissoring by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020
butt-scissoring
The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.
butt-scissoring by fageet February 7, 2009
Scissoring
When two females vaginas grind together, such as the art of making out. Privates kissing each other.
That girl really loves scissoring her friends. She says it's best when they make out with their lips and their privates.
Scissoring by Anonymous Dreamer May 27, 2018
Scissoring
When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.
Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.
Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.
Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
Scissoring by Modotoe July 8, 2018
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