Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"Your a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"You're a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009

scissorfest

Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.

This is a complete and total Scissorfest

by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010

Scissorception

The lesbian version of cockblock is called a scissorception. One who performs the cockblock is the scissorceptor.

"If it's two girls it's not a cockblock it's a scissorception."

by valentina k November 4, 2013

scissorstopped

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women

I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.

by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

scissorteeth

A person with teeth at such odd angles, that if they were to knock out all of that person's teeth the dentist would have to put them back in at the same odd angles.

"Ol' Solgot busted his shit on the trampoline and now looks like Edward Scissorteeth.

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

scissor fest

When amanda hudson and crew participates actively in a feminine circle jerk.

-Hey you want to go fiddle each others twats?
-Yeah i love scissor fests!

by i8therice June 13, 2009