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Scigence

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by political agenda, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. During the current reign of scigenists, if you speak out against scigenists for any reason your grant funds will not be approved, your good work will not be given publication or peer review and you will be left off all coaktail party lists.
Scigence would likely say: "The proof is now in","Global warming is "Man's fault" and "We can and must fix Global Warming" are currently in vogue examples along with "Kyoto Accords will make a notable change in weather".
by Rich Buckley December 13, 2008
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Scigence

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by single minded political agenda regardless of truth, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. A Scigenist puts forward statements not suported by data so long as the political agenda succeeds.
Scigence today is illustrated by go-along to get-along scientists who sign on to global social engineering plans without first reviewing the hard data. Good examples would be the fashionable notion that Global Warming is man's fault and we can fix the cliamate.
by Rich Buckley February 11, 2007
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Bad Science

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG
by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021
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party of science

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.
It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.
by TandS March 9, 2021
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german science

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
by Horricule April 14, 2017
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The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.
Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!
by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013
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