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Scigence 

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by political agenda, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. During the current reign of scigenists, if you speak out against scigenists for any reason your grant funds will not be approved, your good work will not be given publication or peer review and you will be left off all coaktail party lists.
Scigence would likely say: "The proof is now in","Global warming is "Man's fault" and "We can and must fix Global Warming" are currently in vogue examples along with "Kyoto Accords will make a notable change in weather".
Scigence by Rich Buckley December 13, 2008
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Scigence  

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by single minded political agenda regardless of truth, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. A Scigenist puts forward statements not suported by data so long as the political agenda succeeds.
Scigence today is illustrated by go-along to get-along scientists who sign on to global social engineering plans without first reviewing the hard data. Good examples would be the fashionable notion that Global Warming is man's fault and we can fix the cliamate.
Scigence by Rich Buckley February 11, 2007

Bad Science 

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG
Bad Science by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021

party of science 

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.
It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.
party of science by TandS March 9, 2021

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

The Queen of Science 

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
The Queen of Science by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.
Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!
Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021