Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you

1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!

Schweppe's by thebossman91 January 23, 2008

schweppe 

Racial slur referring to Jews meaning filth, dirty, evil, etc.

Schweppes are money grubbers.

schweppe by Mora November 28, 2007

schweppe 

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

schweppe by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

Schweppes Swallow 

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

Schweppes Swallow by Webcke August 9, 2009

Schweppes Soda Water

A phrase to describe something cool.

Example: “Wow I just did a 360 no-scope, that’s Schweppes Soda Water.”

Schweppes Soda Water by Pinchwig July 25, 2022

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

Schweppes 

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012