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schweppe
When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.
"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.
schweppe by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009
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Schweppe's
1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you
1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.
2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.
3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!
Woody- You're not that good.
2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.
3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!
Schweppe's by thebossman91 January 23, 2008
What's the scheweppes?
Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.
Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.
Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.
What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020
Schweppes
The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".
Schweppin'
Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(
Schweppin' by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021
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