Schwave

The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh

*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?

Schwave by Dashaun94 November 4, 2011

Schwave Legs 

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

Schwave Legs by spoon2 July 26, 2013

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit

Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

Patrick Schwavy

When you're drunk and you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yooo lets get patrick schwavyd tonight lol its lit

Patrick Schwavy by slavdog December 16, 2019

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

schwade by grat101 December 22, 2010

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

Shwave 

A breast of such perfect dimensions that it makes the mouth water, and the member erect

When I first laid eyes on Nadine's immaculate shwaves I became so hard that a blood vessel in my eye burst.

Shwave by shwave dave May 4, 2010