schwass 

When ones ass becomes sweaty from an activity.

Rob: Man I was playing soccer earlier and i def. have Schwass

schwass by THE DOOKIE June 11, 2006

Schwass 

When one drinks too much Schweppes leading to a sweaty ass.

We drank too much Schweppes on the 32nd of the Ritz Carlton, so we got schwassed.

When you drink too much Schweppes, check your schwass level.

Schwass by peterappleton August 21, 2019

schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwagstock 

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead

"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."

Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010