by THE DOOKIE June 11, 2006
Get the schwass mug.We drank too much Schweppes on the 32nd of the Ritz Carlton, so we got schwassed.
When you drink too much Schweppes, check your schwass level.
When you drink too much Schweppes, check your schwass level.
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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
by Schwasted January 19, 2009
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by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008
Get the Schwagstock mug.1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
Get the schwagster mug.A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.
Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?
Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!
Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!
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