Schwanson

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The male reproductive system.

My schwanson is longer than my leg.

Schwanson by jesse graham December 22, 2003

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schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

schwanson by Jay June 26, 2004

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Ron Swanson Shot

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Ron Swanson

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

Ron Swanson by amgil October 25, 2018

Swanson Conversion

The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...

Swanson Conversion by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

Joe Swanson Syndrome by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026