A Schassberger is a term used to describe the scenario where you've taken a humungous stinking dump. This is derived from the German origins of the term: 'schass' means 'to chuck out' while 'berger' loosely translates to 'mountain'. Therefore, it is clear that a Schassberger is a large stonking turd that tumbles out your ass after last night's scrumptious dinner of eggs and curried fish. Basically, you don't wanna go into the bathroom after someone's left a Schassberger.
OOh boy I wouldn't go in there for a solid 20 minutes. I had chicken curry last night and bruh I just a massive Schassberger in there fuck, I can taste it.
by crappypanties July 11, 2020
Get the schassberger mug.