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Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009
To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....
Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!
Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009
To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked
That dude is so schwarked right now.
schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

Patrick Schwastey 

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.
Patrick Schwastey by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004