A nickname for the combined forces of Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak. Known as the co-creators and executive producers of the television show CHUCK which airs on NBC.
A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.
"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."
"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
Pronounounced shu w awk. A Glass pipe, bubble, meth pipe, glass dick for smoking some shit.
-one schwaak
--a what?!
-a glass dick, motherfucker --huh?
-SELL ME ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FIVE DOLLAR INCENCE BURNING GLASS BUBBLE PIEZO METH PIPES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
--Sir, we do not carry such items, this is a tupperware party*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!