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A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.
"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."

"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
Schwarma by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009

Schwaldante 

king of, leader of, or one who is held in great esteem of the schwaldantic people.
MMA: Bill you are such a schwaldante!
Bill: that and a gypsy!
Schwaldante by PBreakfastC February 19, 2009
the most funniest teacher you could ever have.
teacher: who's your teacher
Student: Mrs. Schwark the best teacher in the world duh
schwark by CAMILLEBOY May 7, 2018

the full schwarma 

1. to be lebbed to the 9's
2. to where one;s turban
Mohammed had his lugz, black leather jacket,bling, and was sitting in his riced up 1994 prelude. He had the full schwarma going on

Schwarzkommando 

Schwarzkommando is propaganda like black science man neil degrasse tyson, its purpose is to make black people seem intelligent.
the Schwarzkommando in gravity's rainbow is fictional
Schwarzkommando by paul spunion November 30, 2017
Pronounounced shu w awk. A Glass pipe, bubble, meth pipe, glass dick for smoking some shit.
-one schwaak
--a what?!
-a glass dick, motherfucker
--huh?
-SELL ME ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FIVE DOLLAR INCENCE BURNING GLASS BUBBLE PIEZO METH PIPES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
--Sir, we do not carry such items, this is a tupperware party*

*see tuperware. Def.
Schwaak by Clearisol Frank May 29, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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