Schwaak

Pronounounced shu w awk. A Glass pipe, bubble, meth pipe, glass dick for smoking some shit.

-one schwaak
--a what?!
-a glass dick, motherfucker
--huh?
-SELL ME ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FIVE DOLLAR INCENCE BURNING GLASS BUBBLE PIEZO METH PIPES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
--Sir, we do not carry such items, this is a tupperware party*

*see tuperware. Def.

by Clearisol Frank May 29, 2018

Schaaka

A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.

"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"

by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Schwaaan

(v.) to have sex with someone

1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."

by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017