Schwanke 

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

Schwanke by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schwankadank 

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

schwankadank by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005