schwankadank 

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

schwankadank by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

shlankadank 

A word created by someone with a fat ass

gotta get some of that shlankadank

shlankadank by Jeremy’s Got Cake December 30, 2020

Schwankwank Man 

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

Schwankwank Man by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003