schwalbe

a Dick shaped pussy that squirts OJ

the guy wanted sumthing to drink for breakfest so he asked his wife for some pussy oj shwalbe bevrage. from her schwalbe. wich is a dick shaped pussy

by Waldo Schwalbe October 24, 2007

schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

a german jet-fighter deployed by the Luftwaffe from 1944 to 1945. the schwalbe could reach a speed of 900 kph.

"shit boi is that a Schwalbe coming towards us?
-then they died

by naziboi 123 March 16, 2018