Schumaker 

a penis in a vagina ..

i love schumakers...
Schumakers are awsome
Bitch i watched some schumakers last night

Schumaker by Corey Fitzgerald April 7, 2008

daniel schumaker 

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend with a chick that is far more interesting and wishes he could be with her instead

A liar who dricks bud light all day everyday

Don't believe Daniel Schumaker he is a great liar.

Daniel Schumaker is buying more beer and fighting with his baby mama.

daniel schumaker by Gotemcowboy February 3, 2018

donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

donovan randall schumaker by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018