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Okay Shumaker 

When someone is capping insanely hard and it’s so obvious. This is the most extreme case of capping
Hey man I just delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter!

Okay Shumaker…
Okay Shumaker by Big Dickson July 22, 2022

Okay Shumaker 

When someone is capping so hard so that they look cool.

Also can be used when someone is just capping
Capper: “Hey man, this one time I delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter

Me: Okay Shumaker…
Okay Shumaker by Big Dickson July 25, 2022

connor shumaker 

Treats women terrible but doesn't know it. Has a girl fall in love then leaves. Show a good time then leaves. He never had any intentions on staying. Will lie to keep you in his life when he feels he still needs you. Just a bad person
Wow she's really hurting... the work of Connor shumaker.
connor shumaker by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

connor shumaker 

A person that does not know when he hurts a girl. So he continues to do the same thing. He sees nothing wrong with his actions, and never will. He knows how to show someone a good time, but will leave after. Doesn't want to lose anyone, and will lie to keep them in his life. I loved him and would do anything for him, but he's just a bad person
Wow she's really hurting I wonder if Connor shumaker got to her
connor shumaker by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

Schumaker 

a penis in a vagina ..
i love schumakers...
Schumakers are awsome
Bitch i watched some schumakers last night
Schumaker by Corey Fitzgerald April 7, 2008