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schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.
What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.
schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)
"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"
Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009
To make out with six sec 1s at a dance
Guy 1:"Alex schnavelled last night"
Guy 2:"We have to put him down"
Schnavel by boss69preet January 9, 2014
I schaved my legs.
Schave by JMarieS February 21, 2009

schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches
Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage
schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
to take without permission but not technically stealing
see that old lounge the neighbours threw out, i'm gonna schnavel it tonight
schnavel by Aspasia Perecles February 6, 2009