Schmaverage 

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

Schmaverage by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

smaverage 

Used to describe something that is below average.

"That last stripper was pretty smaverage"

smaverage by Mr Happy AP June 12, 2007

schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches

Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage

schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

shlaverage 

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

shlaverage by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019