A schtwid is someone who can suck dick around or near other people, but manage to hide it and remain inconspicuous to the people nearby.
"Hey you know our friend, Ryan?"
"Yeah, wasn't he the one acting weird yesterday?"
"Yeah I found out he's a schtwid, he was sucking Jamie's dick."
"Yeah, wasn't he the one acting weird yesterday?"
"Yeah I found out he's a schtwid, he was sucking Jamie's dick."
by quickhare October 11, 2020
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by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021
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–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.
If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....
"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"
"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"
"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."
If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"
"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"
"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"
"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."
If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"
by Blind Audience January 26, 2010
Get the Schwide mug.A synonym for the word cool. It originates from the French Alps and is a slang word used by snowboarders and Biggins.
Frank's board is totally schwid!!!
Frank pulled off a double backflip, it was soo schwid.
Biggins ate some schwid ribs!
Frank pulled off a double backflip, it was soo schwid.
Biggins ate some schwid ribs!
by Adam Rowden January 26, 2009
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Get the ralf schwidlewski mug.Schwidt: An extremely disgusting scat-based act of love involving having two men or women, or a man and a woman, or two transvestites, placing their anuses up against each other. One then defecates into the others anus. The person who receives the excrement then holds the excrement in their anus for a short period of time before defecating the excrement back out. The two partakers in the act then eat the excrement together.
Yo, my friend just showed me this video last night. It was disgusting. These two people had a schwidt together. That shit blew two girls one cup out of the water on the barf-o-meter!
by TheSpawnKillingClutchMaster January 22, 2011
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