Schwidt: An extremely disgusting scat-based act of love involving having two men or women, or a man and a woman, or two transvestites, placing their anuses up against each other. One then defecates into the others anus. The person who receives the excrement then holds the excrement in their anus for a short period of time before defecating the excrement back out. The two partakers in the act then eat the excrement together.
Yo, my friend just showed me this video last night. It was disgusting. These two people had a schwidt together. That shit blew two girls one cup out of the water on the barf-o-meter!
by TheSpawnKillingClutchMaster January 22, 2011
Get the Schwidt mug.Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".
While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.
Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.
Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!
Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016
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Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.
Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!
by the_rickster August 20, 2015
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Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019
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Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
by alziepen October 25, 2015
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Get the kimmy schmidt mug.a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.
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