Schrompf

Pronounced: Sk-ro-mp-f

To eat a large amount of food in a short amount of time, this person could be referred to as a glork.

Jimmy schrompfed his desert.

Schrompf by Xirenshinn January 16, 2011

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

scrompf 

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

scrompf by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006

Schrimpf 

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

Schrimpf by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

jeremy schrimpf 

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

jeremy schrimpf by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011