schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

scrompf by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006

Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

Schrimpf by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

jeremy schrimpf by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Schrompf

schrumpfed

scrompf

Detlef Schrempf

Schrimpf

Detlef Schrempf

jeremy schrimpf

yub nub

dirrty

Coyote Ugly

Literally 1984

Back when I lived in upstate new york

TLDU