scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

scrompf

to fondle a females breasts

i'd like to scrompf her cans

by kenolian October 11, 2006

scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

scromp

to have sex in a light-hearted and carefree fashion

"My brother's girlfriend stayed over this weekend and they scromped in my bed. I am very disturbed."

by Catherine and Marie February 28, 2003

Scrompo

The foreskin of a baby elephant.

The doctor was concerned for the poor elephant, for his scrompo was preventing him from urinating.

by D.Matlock October 28, 2010

Scrompladute

Definition 1: Word used to express excitement within friends. Usually used as a greeting to let your presence known.

Defintion 2: universal word for an object that has never been seen before, it takes 65 licks to reach the center of a scrompladute.

As you walk in to work in the morning you could say: "Ahhh scrompladute!"

If someone knew what you wanted: "Hey you got that scrompladute?"

by Big Rye March 7, 2007