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Schrimpf 

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.
Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.
Schrimpf by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010
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jeremy schrimpf 

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.
jeremy schrimpf by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.
1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"
schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009
(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay
schimpf by tha tin man April 25, 2011
A guy in his 20's, with brown hair thats a lil buff.
Whhere is that silly mutha fucka scrimpf?
SCRIMPF by Noli April 11, 2008

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006
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