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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

schlaepfer 

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common
His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!
schlaepfer by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006

schralper 

One who does gnarly, old school tricks on a skateboard. Most often found in the deep end of a bowl.
Did you see that frontside grind? That guy is a schralper
schralper by SwitchUpYaStance December 30, 2002

Schampier 

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich
Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!
Schampier by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

Schrammered 

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.
Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered
Schrammered by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

Schramper 

what you get called when people think your getting ugly
"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."
Schramper by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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