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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

schlaepfer 

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common
His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!
schlaepfer by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006

schralper 

One who does gnarly, old school tricks on a skateboard. Most often found in the deep end of a bowl.
Did you see that frontside grind? That guy is a schralper
schralper by SwitchUpYaStance December 30, 2002

Schampier 

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich
Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!
Schampier by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

Schrammered 

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.
Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered
Schrammered by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

Schramper 

what you get called when people think your getting ugly
"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."
Schramper by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011