Schrock 

To have a rock hard cock, AKA a boner

After I woke up in math class I had to tuck my dick between my legs becuase I had the biggest Schrock ever!

Schrock by Tony Schrock November 9, 2006

Constantin Schröck 

A German Definition for a Person who has a brother that goes to Hautpschuläh!Also known as a synonym for faggit or huansohn

You are such a Constantin Schröck

Constantin Schröck by hanfucker June 4, 2017

Drake Schrock

A phrase used to describe someone or something who was been neutered.

"Dude this girl is totally Drake Schrocking me"

Drake Schrock by Michael Faust June 6, 2023

Shrock 

An Ogre Cock.

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.

Shrock by Onions111345 November 25, 2013

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Pad Schlock 

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

Pad Schlock by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008