Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.

look at this schmock

by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

Schmock

Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.

'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'

by Paidii November 6, 2012

schmock

A word which can only be used by OGs to say that a song is clappin

This shit, that I've been listening to turns out to be a schmock.

by bloodsux2 October 29, 2020

Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025