Schpuck
Schpuck by motherschpucker October 25, 2010
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schpunkenfurtur
1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis
2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...
Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?
Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?
schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020
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Schpuck • schmuck • Schluck • schmucky • schmucked • schmuckle • schmuckatelli • schmuckbag • schnuck • Schluckebier
Schmuckers Slap
When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
schmuckbag
A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
Schmuck
Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
Schucki
schmuckturd
*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019
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