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Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.
Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
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Shpongled

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT
I feel...Shpongled.
by jsb22 December 26, 2008
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spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)
"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"
by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004
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star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful
by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008
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Shpongled

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.
Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.
by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007
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star spangled eyes

An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019
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shmangled

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
by roooney April 23, 2006
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