Schpongle

Schpongle referring to a basic white girl

"Only one person in particular is a true schpongle"
"Did you know that white ass bitch is a schpongle?"

by Schpongled December 9, 2016

Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Shpongled

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

schmingle

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008