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Schplook 

Schplook tasts like Salt, women love schplook and I love schplook
She likes his schplook
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 28, 2021

Schplook 

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He schplooked and it was salty
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 29, 2021
Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong
Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.
schlook by highonF4i February 7, 2008

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018
In Sweden, the group Looptroop introduced the word schlook back in their Sedlighetsroteln days in Malmö(?), Sweden. A schlook, according to Looptroop, is a slacker kind of guy that you hang out and chill with.
- You know Tommy?
- Yeah, he's a real schlook!
schlook by chea April 29, 2006

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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