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schplook 

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink
He schplooked in my ... mouth
schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021
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Schplook 

Schplook tasts like Salt, women love schplook and I love schplook
She likes his schplook
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 28, 2021

Schplook 

Women love it I love it Marcus loves it norman loves it Michael loves it and Jonny loves it
He schplooked and it was salty
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 29, 2021
Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong
Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.
schlook by highonF4i February 7, 2008

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018
In Sweden, the group Looptroop introduced the word schlook back in their Sedlighetsroteln days in Malmö(?), Sweden. A schlook, according to Looptroop, is a slacker kind of guy that you hang out and chill with.
- You know Tommy?
- Yeah, he's a real schlook!
schlook by chea April 29, 2006

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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