Schpants

A term made famous by a kid name Jason who routinely bought shorts that were ridiculously long. These shorts would be worn ridiculously low and give off the appearance as a short pair of pants.

Jason had on a red jacket and red schpants he looks like a stop sign.

by Jade Crain April 29, 2008

schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010

shpants

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

by ricky January 18, 2004

shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

shpants

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

by CrimsonVoid January 14, 2008

shpants

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003