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dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed
This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

schoolgirlslaughter 

Useful psychological test. Does the person reading the phrase see:

a) school girls laughter

or

b) school girl slaughter

Can be handy when attempting to make a sweeping judgement of someone's mental state.
Person: "Read this phrase, what does it say?"

Other Person: "Er... school girl slaughter?"

Person frantically presses emergency alarm under desk...

schoolgirl pin 

When a girl wrestles another girl down onto her back and then proceeds to sit on top of her chest, breasts or neck while straddling her knees on either side.

This move is used in unorthodox female wrestling, like erotica or unofficial wrestling competition. It is very hard to escape from, especially if the person initiating the move is heavier than the girl underneath and has good balance. It is also very nice to watch.
Girl sits on another girl's chest. Yay schoolgirl pin.
schoolgirl pin by Monkey117 October 30, 2007

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).
Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

naughty schoolgirl 

A woman who wears an out fit like a school uniform of a white oxford shirt, plaid miniskirt, lacy white socks and spike heels, and her hair in ponytails, during sex. Also a popular look with strippers and go go dancers.
Damn, Sue looked hot when she did me like a naughty schoolgirl!
naughty schoolgirl by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

schoolgirl 

1)A girl who attends school, usu. referring to private or preparatory schools where uniforms are wore.
2)Any female wearing a uniform similar to that of a private/prep school student. Uniform consists of a white, short-sleeved top, sweater, plaid/single colored skirt, knee-high socks, and loafers; usu. referred to in the sense of a fetish.
1) Ellaine is that schoolgirl from Victoria Prep.
2) My friend is into those Asian schoolgirl websites.
schoolgirl by Some Guy April 13, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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