Scholaguly

Definition: A made-up word, stat, or concept created on the spot.

Example 1: "I tried to search the word 'fiddlestrum' in the Oxford Dictionary, but my brother admitted it was just a scholaguly he made up five minutes ago."
Example 2: "That claims about 90% of cats being secret government spies is total scholaguly."

Scholaguly by Gelaros July 23, 2026

Scholarly debate 

This term is generally used when two or perhaps a few more people debate something so obscure, or perhaps simply uninteresting to the general public, that they are the only people on the planet who know about the subject, and therefore know so much more about this specific subject than everyone else that they can only be deemed "scholars" on the subject.

Ex. 1

Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)

Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"

Ex. 2

Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."

Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."

Scholarly debate by Max Senalger August 25, 2011

scholarly crush 

well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman

A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.

B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.

scholarly crush by damacommnerd November 21, 2010

Scholarly gentle-douche 

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

Scholarly gentle-douche by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

Scholarly-Aggressive 

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.

Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

Scholarly-Aggressive by Mati Allin January 2, 2022

Scholarly-Aggressive 

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.

Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

Scholarly-Aggressive by Mati Allin January 2, 2022

Macho-Scholarly 

Smart, good looking, well dressed, and educated man.

Blake's looking macho-scholarly tonight!

Macho-Scholarly by LishaBlakeRay January 20, 2018